Thursday 8 January 2009

Disaster Movie (2008) 1/10

Starring : Matt Lanter, Vanessa Minnillo, Gary "G Thang" Johnson, Nicole Parker, Crista Flanagan, Kimberly Kardashian, Ike Barinholtz, Carmen Electra, Tony Cox
Director : Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
Running Time : 89 mins

After having a prophetic dream telling him that the world will come to an end on his birthday, Will (Lanter) is terrified to discover that a meteor storm is raining down over his home city, and that the only way to stop this apocalypse is to return a crystal skull to its rightful place.

This was really bad. I thought I'd seen awful movies when I willingly sat down to watch Epic Movie and Meet The Spartans, but this was abysmal. There's basically no plot, the acting is poor, and the premise is barely reflected throughout the movie. There are hundreds of disaster movies that the writers could have chosen from, but what do they choose? Juno? High School Musical? Enchanted? No sign of The Day After Tomorrow or Deep Impact or even Independence Day. This trash has to be stopped, I was once willing to give it a chance, but now I'm going into these movies knowing that they are going to be 100% rubbish.

You’ll like this if you liked : Epic Movie

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