Meet The Spartans (2008) 3/10

Starring : Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo
Director : Jason Friedberg
Running Time : 87 mins

King Leonidas (Maguire) leads an army of only 13 Spartan soldiers against the invading Persian army, lead by Xerxes (Davitian), and along the way a number of homophobic knob jokes ensue.

This movie was beyond terrible. Basically taking the plot from Frank Miller's 300 and wrapping it around a bunch of willy jokes, vomit scenes and poor celebrity immitators, as well as taking the same joke and replaying it over and over, this movie actually made me like Epic Movie better after watching it. If The Class ever gets cancelled (if it hasn't been cancelled already), Sean Maguire may as well pack his bags and head back to the UK because I seriously doubt that anyone in Hollywood will employ him again.

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