Wednesday 13 March 2013

Step Up 3D (2010) 5/10

Starring : Rick Malambri, Adam G Sevani, Sharni Vinson, Alyson Stoner, Keith Stallworth, Kendra Andrews
Director : Jon M Chu
Running Time : 108 mins

Camille Gage (Stoner) and her brother Moose (Sevani) head off to New York University, where Moose has promised not to get involved in dancing, but when he meets a dancer named Luke Katcher (Malambri) who is a member of a dance troupe called the House of Pirates he soon finds himself competing with them against the House of Samurai in the World Jam dance contest.

Everyone knows that dancers can’t act. So, just when you thought Step Up couldn’t get stupider… here comes 3D! Why not do three-dimensional dance routines that are every bit as rubbish as in the other movies and spend a hell of a lot more money on getting them to look good. Maybe someone should have paid a writer and not just a choreographer to make this sub-par effort that makes gang culture in the States look like an organised and disciplined subculture. And the guy doing the robot? WTF? Was he supposed to look cool?

You’ll like this if you liked : Honey



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