Wednesday, 22 December 2010

Witless Protection (2008) 3/10

Starring : Larry The Cable Guy, Ivana Milicevic, Yaphet Kotto, Jenny McCarthy
Director : Charles Robert Carner
Running Time : 97 mins

Small town deputy Larry Stalder (Larry The Cable Guy) comes to the aid of a women named Madeleine (Milicevic) who he thinks is being kidnapped. The men holding her are actually FBI agents and Madeleine is under their protection, but Larry soon discovers that these so-called FBI agents might actually be the criminals he originally suspected them to be.

Larry The Cable is not funny… I could stop there, but that probably wouldn’t quite give you the full impression of how bad this movie was. The jokes he makes are simply not funny, and at times manage to be offensive in a shockingly unfunny way. It was depressing to see Yaphet Kotto stooping to appearing in this demeaning and ridiculously unfunny movie, and even Jenny McCarthy could do better than this rubbish.

You’ll like this if you liked : White Chicks

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